"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Music Jokes
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I like strippers on me.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
