Music jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.