what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
What’s the artist imagine something
imagine Dragons
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face
What do u call a group of Emos
Suicide squad
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
