What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
