Music jokes
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.