Music jokes
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.