Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
