Music jokes

What fish sings?

A tuna.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Blueface baby!

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

He fingered a minor.

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Despacito.

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.