What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
