Music jokes
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"