Music jokes
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.