Music jokes

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

I love Little Mix.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

I love Hebrew John!

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."