Music jokes
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."