Music jokes
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?