Music jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Doin (DYM 41).
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Dababy
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Prince, are you there?
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!