Music jokes
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
da baby
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Doin (DYM 41).
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Dababy
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!