Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train. The guy sitting next to him says I have a big dick. The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
