You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
how did the gay girl die? homocide
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
