Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Who is ur mum
AN EMO
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
i fucked your mum
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
ur mum gay lul
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
My mum
Why can’t someone say ur mums gay to an orphan because he doesn’t have a mum
why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
your mum
Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
karens yell i screm my mum fucks me
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
