Mum jokes
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."