Mum jokes
Your mum!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.