Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
I fucked your mum!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Ur mum gay, lul.
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
My mum.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
