Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mum is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
