Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo hondos dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a hondo
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mum is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
