Your so fat when you told your mum and dad even they laughed
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
Your mum years cabbage
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
your mums hair line was so long that you decided to get therapy
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
Your mum is a baby huh not little baby
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
your mums foreheads
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
