Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
YO MAMA is soooooo FAT that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK!!!!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
