Your mum!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Beans, your mum is fat!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Mum is the best!
