Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Your mum!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Carys’s mum has chemo.