Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
beans your mum is fat
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
mum is the best
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
ur mum geiy 69 dinner42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch
Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
ur mum homo
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
