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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
mum is the best
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Carys’s mum has chemo
Your mum. That’s all I need to say
Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup Beauty
my mum told me to take you u at to the zoo and thorw u in the lake but i couldnt find you
Why does orphans become bullys Because there mum and dad was never there for him