Mum jokes
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Community talk
My mum opened the window at night and now theres a mosquitto bite on my ass.
MOM MOM MOMMY MUM MOM MUM MOMMY MOM MOM
Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do