My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school “Can you tell me the alphabet?”
To which the boy replies “No”
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks “Can you tell me the alphabet?”
“Shut up” she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks “Can you teach me the alphabet?”
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting “Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!”
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing “I’m Michael Jackson, I’m Michael Jackson!”
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing “In my big red car, in my big red car!”
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies “Shut up.”
“Alright, I’m sending you to the principal’s office right now.”
The boy replies “Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!”
In the office, the principal says “who do you think you are?”
The boy replies “I’m Michael Jackson, I’m Michael Jackson!”
The principal now says “how do you think you’ll get away with this?”
The boy them replies “In my big red car, in my big red car!”
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
your mum is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank they had too turn the cameras off
yo mama is soo stupid, because when see gave birth to you she asked for a receipt!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I’ll fuck ya mum rock hard
where do you find a orphan just look for your mum.
yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.
I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum “WHATS SHE LIKE” he asked the boy BIG COCKS AND VODKA" said the boy.
Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696