Blood

Mary Britain

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

Orphan

Anonymous

Ur mum gay… Sorry wrong person

Kid

YOUR MOM

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

Puns

paddy mcguinness

your mum gay LOL funny me

Fat

Anonymous

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Depression

Anonymous

The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week

My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!

well what am i gonna do now…

Sadness

Anonymous

why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron

Michael Jackson

Billie Jean

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

Cow

Anonymous

Your mum lol teehee

Orphan

slap

what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men

Orphan

daddy demre

evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad

Orphan

Anonymous

why does my mum eat carrots?

Dad

Anonymous

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she a MILF. My mom said to me what is a MILF so I said Mother I’d Like TO F-ck. So my mom started to laugh and said well you do new a new step dad.

Fat

tom

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

Man

Anonymous

When a man sleeps with a lot of women he’s called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called your mum.

Friend

Smoke weed

My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12

Welcome

YouTube

Welcome to youtube.com

where we treat our patients nicely

hi

Ugliness

Anonymous

Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here

Spade

your mum ofofofofof #2

ur mum

Remembering

Brain

I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me

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