“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
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I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
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in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
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This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?
Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: excuse me?
Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
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When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you
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