daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
Why can’t someone say ur mums gay to an orphan because he doesn’t have a mum
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
ur mum gay lul
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I’d Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum soon he remembers he dont have a mum (also i had sex with ur mum ahe was screaming daddy~ ;) )
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
why did brandon’s mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
Your mum gay lol
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway