Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
What did the orphans mum say before she abandoned her child? OH it’s a b#tch
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
why does my mum eat carrots?
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
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my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
