You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I donât know and I donât care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, whatâs for dinner?
I donât know and I donât care.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldnât find you.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
