Daughter

Hugh Jass

daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN

Orphan

Hiiiiiii

Why can’t someone say ur mums gay to an orphan because he doesn’t have a mum

Adoption

Anonymous

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

Ur

Anonymous

ur mum gay lul

Dad

Anonymous123

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I’d Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.

Orphan

Daddy~

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum soon he remembers he dont have a mum (also i had sex with ur mum ahe was screaming daddy~ ;) )

Morning

Anonymous

This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol

Time

Anonymous321

My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.

Son

Anonymous

What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…

Life

Anonymous

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support

Day

Tall Girl

if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit

Knife

aaron

why did brandon’s mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first

Fat

Anonymous

your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum

Yo mama

Anonymous

Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England

Girl

Anonymous

Your mum gay lol

Cow

big sexy girl

Why did ze cow cross the road?

yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure

Zoo

Charlee

What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂

Name

Fan lady

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

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