2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
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your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor