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Ugliness

Anonymous

Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here

Remembering

Brain

I told me Mum will u remember me in 6 mins 6 hours 6 years she said ye nock nock I said my mum who’s there u didn’t remember me

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf

Blood

Mary Britain

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

Mum

Anonymous

Your mom .com

Nan

me

your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!

Dad

Anonymous

Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Name

Kishore

Q : Name a muderer ? Aborted fetus : My mum.

Orphan

Anonymous

my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan

Cow

Alfie is The best

Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie

Poor

ddd

your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Adult

jax

kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? kid walks out kid comes back in with milk mum:imma beat ya ass

Fat

Baz

How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

Kid

tom

your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider

Adoption

Billie Jean

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

Legs

Anonymous

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”

Hand

Anonymous321

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn’t work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don’t work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job

Sally

hugo donald

why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum

Cow

Anonymous

Your mum lol teehee