Mum Jokes

Amelia is hotter then my mum 696969696

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard

Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"

I went home one day. My mom said look what a few guys got me. It was a MILF trophy. My mom ask what does that mean. So I said Mom's I'd Like To Fuck. Then my mom said these guy want to fuck me. I said yeah. Then my mom said I still got it.

Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper

When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper

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I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!

How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.

yo mama so fAt that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favourite show.

Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!

bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk

My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12

If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...

why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.