Mum

Mum Jokes

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum

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