Fat

Anonymous

ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft

Best

ankle

mum is the best

Fat

king Opie

your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa

Fat

Anonymous

Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂

Name

Anonymous

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven’t been to Canada Dad: Hol’ up a minute

Die

Anonymous

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)

Octopus

Anonymous

Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp

Means

Anonymous321

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn’t work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don’t work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job

Fat

BrockCC

Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car

Die

Anonymous

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Ball

Pat magooch

I go balls deep in your mum with no power

Name

Anonymous

If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex…

Yo mama

God Why?

Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!

Egg

Anonymous

Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.

Fat

EmotionalCat

YO MAMA is soooooo FAT that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK!!!

Egg

Anonymous321

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don’t have to pay for the food.

Touch

jimmy saville

why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo

Life

Anonymous

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support

Orphan

PP

your mum isn’t home

Puns

DON KEYCOK

your mum

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