Mum jokes
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum's foreheads.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Your mom dot com.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.