I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
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Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
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your mums foreheads
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Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
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