Mum jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Your mum eats cabbage.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Your mum's foreheads.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your mom dot com.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.