Mum jokes

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Your mom dot com.

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

The Golden State? More like your mum's state...

Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?

Mum?

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Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝