It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
