Movie jokes

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Thanos snapped.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

Actually, Iron Man is female.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?

Nemo was eventually found.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."