What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Movie Jokes
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
