Movie jokes
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Legally Blonde.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.