Movie jokes
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
how haileys child dies
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.