What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
