Movie jokes
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.