what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
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What do you describe titanic as? ...broken...
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
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An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
