Movie

Movie jokes

Godzilla

The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."

Porn

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Orphan

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Hairline

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.