What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Movie Jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
