My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
