Movie jokes
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
WALL-E
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"