Movie jokes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣