Movie jokes
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.