Movie jokes
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Memes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!