Movie jokes
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Meme:
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣