Movie jokes
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do you call James Bond when heโs taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Memes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" ๐คฃ
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canโt be found.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."