Movie

Movie jokes

Scarecrow

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Shrek

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Scratch

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Kid

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

King

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Orphan

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

Life

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."