I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Movie Jokes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Megamind.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
