What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
