what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Q. What's a bulimic's favourite movie? A. The Purge.
What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
I found Nemo
He was tasty
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad.
You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
