Movie jokes

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I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.