Movie jokes
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!