Movie Jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.