Movie jokes

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.