Movie jokes
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.