Movie jokes

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."