Movie jokes

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.