Movie

Movie jokes

Porn

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

Orphan

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Society

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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Typo

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Cow

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Order

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Cow

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

Dad

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Mission

Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Parody

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

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