If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
