Movie jokes
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
First meme in a while :)
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?