Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Movie Jokes
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
