Movie jokes

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

"Did you see the new Tron movie?"

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!