Movie jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?

Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

"Did you see the new Tron movie?"

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.