Movie jokes
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Memes
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?