Movie jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."