Movie jokes
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Memes
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.