Movie jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Here me out this would be a sad movie
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!