Movie jokes
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Memes
Figures
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...