Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
