Movie jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.