Movie jokes
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
me right now
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.