Movie jokes
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Memes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.