Movie jokes
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.