Movie jokes
Megamind.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.