In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
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What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
