The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
