The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!