harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
