I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
