How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”