Movie jokes
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
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Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.