Movie jokes
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.