What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Movie Jokes
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
