Movie jokes
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.