To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
