Movie jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"