What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
