Movie jokes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!