Movie jokes
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!