What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
whats an emo kids favorite movie- suicide squad
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
