What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Megamind.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
