Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
