Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What film do orphans hate Instant family
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
Q:What movie do orphans hate
A: father hood
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
What movie do orphans hate the fast and furious.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
