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Movie jokes

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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