Movie jokes
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."