Movie jokes
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!