Movie jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.