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Movie jokes

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.