Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Movie Jokes
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
So cinema.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
