Movie jokes
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”