Movie jokes
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"