Movie jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.