Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Megamind.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
