What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.