Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The parent trap
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
(Q) what movie do emos relate the most to? (A) suicide squad.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
