Mores jokes

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"

The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."

The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"

The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."

They ask who, "The President?"

"No, more important."

"The president of another country?"

"No, more important."

"An ambassador?"

"No, even more important."

"Well, who is it?"

"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.