Mores

Mores jokes

Dad

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Identity Theft

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Memes

Penny

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Blonde

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Orphan

Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gold

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Gift

I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

Indian

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Moan

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Pope

One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"

The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."

The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"

The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."

They ask who, "The President?"

"No, more important."

"The president of another country?"

"No, more important."

"An ambassador?"

"No, even more important."

"Well, who is it?"

"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

Door

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

Penis

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!