I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" "of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms"
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
