What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
