Morbid Jokes

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it

In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.

A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"

I'd make 9/11 jokes but they'd just crash and burn.

What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers

Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.