Morbid jokes
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Incest is wincest.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
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