What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Morbid Jokes
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Incest is wincest.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
pussi
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
