Morbid jokes

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

Gwen sucks!

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

The world's funniest joke? Your life.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

Hitler walked so Kim can run.

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?