Morbid jokes
Joke.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
A man walks into a bar.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Gwen sucks!
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha