Morbid jokes
A man walks into a bar.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Gwen sucks!
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.