What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
ur mum gay lul
Bored.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Q: what do u call white people on a black bus?
A:orea
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell of and bumped his head
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Poo.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
