Morbid jokes

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist!

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

Incest is wincest.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

I don’t know what to call this chat.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

FUCK OFF GULLER!

A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...