Morbid jokes
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
arya fae
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Two nuns in a bath.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Tyler is cool.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.