Morbid jokes

"Nihha scarborough face."

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

Kid: Why?

Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

So my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a ‘single’ joke. Then she said, "Go and f***ing die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF I will break his body for you. Happy now?"

She said, "Sniff, yes."

YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many YEETS are there?

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

shaenaya

...... fuck the turtles...... THE END

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

Hey Gwen.