Morbid jokes
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
arya fae
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Two nuns in a bath.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Tyler is cool.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
My dad died lol.
Ur mom gei.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.