Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: π...π±
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: π...π±
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.