how to fall down the stairs step 1 2 3 6 10 floor
kids in the backseat make accidents but accidents in the backseat make kids
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said "you know you wanna," Jill said "yes," and lifted up her dress, then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.