What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife
A knife has a point
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.