Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

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a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

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my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.

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My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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