Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Whats the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
Last time i talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.