Morbid jokes
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Gwen sucks!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
A man walks into a bar.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"