Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

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    • What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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    • The emo kid tried to high five the tree.

    But the tree left him hanging.

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    • Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

    I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

    Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

    'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

    Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

    Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

    Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

    Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

    Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!