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I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

    Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

    Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

    Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

    Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

    if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

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    • Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

    "Just say no to drugs!"

    Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.